Friday, June 22, 2007

Diary found!


Nothing else I ever post may measure up to this treasure. I am a landlord (hopefully not for much longer) and I had a pair of tenants break up and move out. In the process they stole from me and left some of their stuff behind. I tried for a couple of months to get them to take their stuff and give me back my TV, but when their phones were disconnected I was forced to give up. I can only presume that they want me to keep this stuff.

So, I figure the diary left behind is fair game. You might presume that this pretty diary belongs to the girl, but you'd be wrong.


I considered making his name unreadable, but his writing is so bad that I decided if you can read it, you are welcome to know it. Besides, it's not like you know where he is or how to contact him.

Given that he's in his mid twenties now, the date on the diary would mean he started this when he was about 16. Entries are pretty random, but date all the way to 2001. The best part though, is the back page. Since the last name on the list is the girl he was living with as my tenant, I guess he was more reliable in updating his "list of chicks in order" than making actual diary entries.


If you're one of the girls on this list, I am extremely sorry for you. If you know how to reach Bernie, be sure to give him my love when you give him hell for this list.