Friday, June 22, 2007

Diary found!


Nothing else I ever post may measure up to this treasure. I am a landlord (hopefully not for much longer) and I had a pair of tenants break up and move out. In the process they stole from me and left some of their stuff behind. I tried for a couple of months to get them to take their stuff and give me back my TV, but when their phones were disconnected I was forced to give up. I can only presume that they want me to keep this stuff.

So, I figure the diary left behind is fair game. You might presume that this pretty diary belongs to the girl, but you'd be wrong.


I considered making his name unreadable, but his writing is so bad that I decided if you can read it, you are welcome to know it. Besides, it's not like you know where he is or how to contact him.

Given that he's in his mid twenties now, the date on the diary would mean he started this when he was about 16. Entries are pretty random, but date all the way to 2001. The best part though, is the back page. Since the last name on the list is the girl he was living with as my tenant, I guess he was more reliable in updating his "list of chicks in order" than making actual diary entries.


If you're one of the girls on this list, I am extremely sorry for you. If you know how to reach Bernie, be sure to give him my love when you give him hell for this list.

7 comments:

Katherine said...

Hmmm.....I would blur out the last names of the ladies if I were you. If I was on that list, I'd be pretty annoyed.

Great find, though! Just be careful, though, when it comes to such personal items. I'd blur out all last names (unless they are already illegible) just to be on the safe side.

I'm really curious to see what's in this diary! He sounds like a catch, for sure!

Anonymous said...

If it were a completely random find, I would totally agree with blurring things out. However, these two have have decided to screw with me and have repeatedly refused to get their stuff or make things right. As far as I'm concerned that makes it fair game.

:)

Katherine said...

Maybe not their names then, but I'd consider blurring out the last names of the girls Bernie has banged. They, as far as we know, are blameless. (Well, as blameless as one can be for dating such a gentleman.)

Anonymous said...

Ha, incidentally, if you look up number six on his list in google images, you'll find a great pic.

Anonymous said...

I'm tempted to search all of those names on facebook, but let's face it, I'm lazy.

Post stuff from the diary!!!

(I do agree that you might want to blur out last names on the list of girls...)

Anonymous said...

That should be "post more stuff"

Anonymous said...

I don't see any great pics on google images for Melissa Z. However, looks like she might be an awesome chef.